do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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