we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
oh god the rape fog is back!
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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