Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
That was an excessively violent trivia night
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
