YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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