Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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