woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
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