honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
Randomize