There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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