nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
