I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
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The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
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We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level