he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
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well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
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Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist