I puked off the balcony.
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
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like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
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You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX