Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
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Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
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If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.