Its about making memories worth repressing
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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