Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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