You were right. It hurts to walk today.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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