all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
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one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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