all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
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CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
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Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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