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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself

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• (951): View more from California

  My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night

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• (516): View more from New York

  I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.

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  Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...

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  This hangover makes more sense now

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days

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  Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  "he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.

  (517): View more from Michigan

  I've just been napping and sexting all day.

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