Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(404): View more from Georgia

Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!

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(250): View more from British Columbia

They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am

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(614): View more from Ohio

you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.

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19 Cringe-worthy Bachelorette Party Texts
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(281): View more from Texas

I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.

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(415): View more from California

get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing

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(815): View more from Illinois

I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome

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(307): View more from Wyoming

I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high

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