I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
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Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
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I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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