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you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator

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(512): you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator http://tfl.nu/ic52

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chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.

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(314): chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame. http://tfl.nu/lek8

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Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.

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(434): Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other. http://tfl.nu/93c9

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i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..

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(902): i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this.. http://tfl.nu/inhx

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It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.

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(724): It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me. http://tfl.nu/9spl

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When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?

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(806): When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7? http://tfl.nu/xrb5

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I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.

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(313): I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6. http://tfl.nu/0yci

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Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.

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(225): Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u. http://tfl.nu/ux68

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It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.

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(952): It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix. http://tfl.nu/eau6

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Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.

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(519): Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight. http://tfl.nu/qnvl

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She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...

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(325): She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe... http://tfl.nu/oipp

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Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking

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(850): Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking http://tfl.nu/6x7l

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one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire

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(+61): one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire http://tfl.nu/ff4y

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I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.

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(404): I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things. http://tfl.nu/rlo1

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It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this

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(774): It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this http://tfl.nu/0f23

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