Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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