Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
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Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
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Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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