So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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