I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
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mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
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Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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