hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
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You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
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Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
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