NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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