Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
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I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I didn't notice because vodka
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Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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