I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
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shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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