chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
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