his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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