we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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