I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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