this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
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Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
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This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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