Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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