In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
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Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
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I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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