U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
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when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
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Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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