I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
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Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
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Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
we're so committed to being not committed
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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