Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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