So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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