Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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