Dude my mom stole all your condoms
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
God, I missed his penis.
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