If i come over, it means nothing
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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