I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Pants 0. Shit 1.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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