I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Randomize
