i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
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They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
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We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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