if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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