these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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