My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick