why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
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Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
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I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.