I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I need moral support for this bender
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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