is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
It all started with a game of naked twister.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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