There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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