she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
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I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
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Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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