The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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