just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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