i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
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I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
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Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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