Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
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