Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
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He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
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I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
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